So, I did my nails again while watching Couples Retreat (it was hilarious btw!) and eating burger. It took me 3 hours to finish my nails since I have to pause every now and then to laugh my ass off. This is the finished look.
I used the scotch tape method by Chloe's Nails. I couldn't find a small scissor so I had a hard time cutting the pattern with BIG scissor. Dang!